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An oldie but a goodie.
Let's try to stay on the Sane side of the spectrum now, State. Tell the crazies where to shove their dirty money. My state has rights.

The Horror of Our Love 6:13The Horror of Our Love 6:13 by ~Thy-Demon
Live Inside You Oh, Love, I'd Never Hurt You
"Okay, what is it?" the Doctor questioned impatiently. The Master had made him skip the Academy today, insisting that he had something important to show him.
The Master smirked for a moment, then spread his arms, "This is it!" he howled up at the golden sky, which was especially luminescent today.
The Doctor frowned, "A clear morning? That's it?"
The Master shot the Doctor a sardonic look, "Of course not, you dolt Thete." He added for the annoyance factor.
The Doctor's face screwed up briefly, "Don't CALL me Thete!" he pouted.
The Master walked over to him, a slight smile on his